May 18, 2005
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Some useful metric conversions:
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Real blog coming soon, I promise. Everything is okay, I’ve just been mega busy. (I guess that would mean 1 million times normal busy, which is about right!)
Many thanks to those of you who have expressed concern and inquired as to my well-being. It is nice to know that you are thinking of me.
To those who didn’t even miss me, well….
pay attention, dammit!
Comments (14)
I think I’ll alert http://www.conversions.com and let them know they’ve missed these!
Glad to know all is well…Looking forward to your return!
Much Love, Always and All Ways…GFW
I’ve been wondering what was up and if you were okay. Glad to see you posting and I love the background!
I have missed you and I have been taking notice, and I’m mega busy too, mega tired, and mega cheesed off. MEGA HUGS RITA.
i missed ya hon. glad you’re doing great!
I’ve missed you! Glad you’re doing okay
OK, those are pretty clever!
*waves*
I can relate to the pound cake! hehe
I noticed and missed ya but I’m too much of a goober to have said anything….no, actually, I’ve been really lax about getting around on Xanga… Glad everything is all right with you.
Glad you are busy and not MIA
This funny… funny good. Me subscribe to funny blogger. me write blog soon too.
Where are Yoooooouuuuuu?
Miss you.
Hope you’re having fun in the sunshine.
*HUGS*
Missing you . . . .
That’s funny. Hope all is well.