July 5, 2006

• Get Naked for Freedom!

   

  
  

  

  
  

  Public Nudity to

  
  

  Weed Out Terrorists

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

  MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY. (July 8th 2006) –

  
  

  
  
  As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male

  
  

  to see any woman other than his wife naked,

  
  

  

  
  

  and that he must commit suicide if he does.

  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. ALL WOMEN are asked to walk out of their house COMPLETELY NAKED to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.
  
  For this anti-terrorist effort, ALL MEN are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to PROVE they are not Taliban, to demonstrate they think it’s OKAY to see nude women other than their wife, and to SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL.
  
  SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  THE GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  GOD(dess) BLESS WOMEN EVERYWHERE.

  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

   

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