July 23, 2006
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Some really random thoughts –
just stuff that has gone through my mind lately…
Isn’t it often true that when somebody does something innovative with something that has already been invented, that innovation is more widely praised than the original invention? Take for instance the expressions “the best thing since sliced bread” or “the best thing since bottled beer” — nobody says “the best thing since bread” or “the best thing since beer” — no, the person who decided to slice it or bottle it gets all the credit, not the genius who invented it in the first place! Or what about the Frisbee? People were throwing flat things (including aluminum pie plates from the Frisbie Pie Co.) around for fun for a long time before somebody decided to copy them in plastic and market them as toys. Who ever thinks of the Frisbie Pie Co.? Yet, everybody knows what a frisbee ‘flying disc’ is…
When did they stop calling vinyl flooring linoleum?
Why are ‘breakfast foods’ considered breakfast foods? What is it about them that makes them better for eating when you first wake up?
If a blowjob is a good thing, then why is it such an insult to call someone a cocksucker? Isn’t that doubly insulting to people who give the aforementioned blowjobs?
And, speaking of blowjobs — if you suck at blowjobs does that mean you are bad at it, or good at it?
I walked past a car the other day and it was rumbling — I could hear it and feel it in my feet, this brought about a feeling of nostalgia for the old-fashioned hot rods I grew up with until I realized the rumbling was from the subwoofer in the trunk rather than from the exhaust. Does anyone else long for the days of ‘glass packs’ and headers? When muscle was more important than bling? When you couldn’t hear the stereo outside the car, over the sound of a good old All-American high performance engine?
Big tits. Many men claim they like women with big tits, but they aren’t being totally honest with themselves. What they really like is women with disproprotionate tits. Take a woman with a 42 DD and a body that is in proportion, and most of the very same men will just see a fat broad. What they really want is a woman who should be a 34 B or C at most to be in proportion with the rest of her body, but with the same 42 DD rack that is on the fat broad that they probably wouldn’t even give a second look at.
Men are silly.
But then so are women. We are the ones who get implants put in, implants taken out, lifts and tucks and any other number of ‘procedures’ because we buy into this unrealistic model of ideal.
Why do we sneeze when we look into a light?
Why do babies rub their ears when they are tired? What do ears have to do with being tired?
Why do my best ideas come to me when I am lying down? Does more blood get to my brain then?
Well, I told you they were random thoughts!
I now return you to your regularly scheduled web surfing…
Comments (1)
i dont sneeze when i look at a light…. weird.
both genders are silly… yes.
i have wondered that about babies… weird.