June 12, 2003

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  This little story just arrived in my email.

  
  

  I thought maybe someone else needed a chuckle on a Thursday morning:

  
  

  

  
  

  I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
   
  There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot, and that was my mother-in-law to be.
   
  She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
   
  One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went.
   
  She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me hat she couldn’t overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
   
  What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
   
  So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.
   
  I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door…
   
  I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, “We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have
  asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son”.
   
  Moral of the story:  Always keep your condoms in your car.

  
  

  

  
  

  As for me, I am headed back to get a little more sleep in my brand new bed, underneath my brand new ceiling fan!

  
  

  

  
  

  My, my, do I ever feel like royalty… I hope all this luxury doesn’t go to my head!

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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