August 19, 2004
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found in this morning's email:
Facts about men and women
He said...I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants don't you?
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He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said..That's a good
idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.!
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He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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On a wall in a ladies room..."My husband follows me everywhere" Written
just below it.." I do not"
Who Me?
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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Men -- we love you anyway!
Viva la difference!
Comments (15)
Is today National men bashing day? This is the second post I've read bashing our wonderful counterparts.
ahh, but you missed the last two lines I added at the bottom of this post --
not bashing, just a bit of fond teasing. Where would we be without men in the world?? sure would be a boring place.
too cute i absolutly love it
*LOL*...too funny!
There's some truth in some of the statements. Some.
Re: Sambal - Cats with tongues hanging from mouths are indeed very silly. Leads to pointing out tigers and lions on tv. "See??? That's a REAL cat!... You're just a little freak of nature!"
Not that cats care, ofcourse...
::giggles:: Cute jokes!
lol!
very cute:)
These were funny. I'm still laughing. Most of them I'd not heard before. Thanks for posting them.
LOL!!! Thanks! I needed that laugh
I can't choose a favorite!
*bookmarking this page, so I can show the boyfriend, when he comes to visit...I can't remember punchlines!*
Much Peace and Love...GFW
Thanks for the laughs. You made my day.
LOL -- YOU FUNNY !!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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